Home of the Brave

Sometimes I feel if I would be an Earthling I would be an American. It's not only that I have set foot on the moon, but I am also a passionate entrepreneur who fears no failure even though he constantly fails. At times I am ignorant and naive and buy everything that is offered to me. But often I am inquisitive and curious. And I can be very pragmatic when it comes to finding solutions. I guess that could make me an American.
But I am not. So I am not responsible for the mess that stupid cowboy from Texas made on this planet. Hell. When this W-guy announced he would put Americans on Mars I almost thought about calling in some of my warrior friends from outerspace to blow up the U.S. of A. But then hope came along. Yes, aliens, we can. We can trust this Hussein Obama dude. Or at least we should give him a chance before we blow up that planet. And if we blow up Earth anyway, we should take him with us. Those speeches even put tears in our extraterrestrial eyes. Good luck, Barack.