The Earthling man makes offspring by pushing his sexual organ, called penis, into the female sexual organ, known as vagina. It is a very primitive way of mating, but apparently it still works on Earth. Before copulation the male Earthling has to make its penis hard and big, because otherwise it will be very difficult to stick it into the vagina, which is normally really tight. The moment when the penis is ready for penetration is called erection. Earthling men are so happy when they get an erection they celebrate it all over Earth by building statues, which symbolise this phenomenon. And a lot of Earthlings think the bigger the better. Therefore every big city on Earth also has its own erected-penis-statue. And they keep trying making it bigger and bigger. One of the most famous penis statues on Earth is in a town called Paris, it's called the Eiffel Tower (picture on the left). Other famous towers are called Fernsehturm (Berlin), Space Needle (Shanghai) or simply University (Moscow).
In some Earthling cities tower building got a little bit out of hands... in Kuala Lumpur they built two towers (picture on the right). In New York, too... and this had to lead to disaster. They were destroyed by a group of very angry and evil men who probably had problems dealing with their own erections. Fortunately New York is filled with towers, so the New York men probably still have erections.
The Earthling man makes offspring by pushing his sexual organ, called penis, into the female sexual organ, known as vagina. It is a very primitive way of mating, but apparently it still works on Earth. Before copulation the male Earthling has to make its penis hard and big, because otherwise it will be very difficult to stick it into the vagina, which is normally really tight. The moment when the penis is ready for penetration is called erection. Earthling men are so happy when they get an erection they celebrate it all over Earth by building statues, which symbolise this phenomenon. And a lot of Earthlings think the bigger the better. Therefore every big city on Earth also has its own erected-penis-statue. And they keep trying making it bigger and bigger. One of the most famous penis statues on Earth is in a town called Paris, it's called the Eiffel Tower (picture on the left). Other famous towers are called Fernsehturm (Berlin), Space Needle (Shanghai) or simply University (Moscow).
In some Earthling cities tower building got a little bit out of hands... in Kuala Lumpur they built two towers (picture on the right). In New York, too... and this had to lead to disaster. They were destroyed by a group of very angry and evil men who probably had problems dealing with their own erections. Fortunately New York is filled with towers, so the New York men probably still have erections.
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