Friday, March 20, 2009

Massive mass madness

It is bizarre. Apparently a lot of Earthlings like to go to places because everybody is going there. So there are always those mad massive masses wherever you're supposed to go. Actually I like to go to places, which are called ugly. Sometimes you are there alone and it's wonderful.
But right now I'll go where everybody is going and I hope I will survive this...

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Carnival makes carnivors


Bizarre things are happening on Earthling's planet. People start to dress up, disguise themselves and then get wasted on booze. After that so-called Carnival they turn into mad carnivors and eat anything that crosses their path. This ritual is supposed to drive out winter.
A lot of people have been asking me if I will dress up, too, and do the Carnival. I denied. Then people would say: "Of course, you dress up all year long. And wherever you appear there is sure gonna be some carnivorous action."
I guess these people are right. Look at the picture on the top and you will notice that me and my alien mates are dressed up in our space suits and out for some serious madness. If we wouldn't be dressed up, Earthlings would be so shocked, they would probably kill themselves. Sometimes I wonder if people kill themselves when Carnival is over and they have to see their real faces in the mirror.